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  DEAR WINTER
  Dear Winter Melissa Terlizzi  
  

March 2010

Dear Winter: Letter to a sick, twisted old man

By Melissa Terlizzi  

Dear Old Man Winter,

If you only knew how much I wanted to meet you!  I was your biggest fan!  When TV meteorologists first began using the “snow” word during the nightly news, I was giddy.  When they salivated over areas where cold and warm air were mixing and waved their arms excitedly across massive fronts of “white” on their computer maps, I drooled right along with them and rubbed my hands together with childlike anticipation.  I followed radar and “winter mosaics” with scholarly attention.  I talked percentages and accumulation with cashiers at the supermarket, strangers in parking lots — anybody who’d listen to me extolling your charms.  I yearned to see your fat, fluffy snowflakes fall past my window.  You heard my wishes, Winter:  you brought me snow.

And, boy did you ever!  I dreamed of a little early morning sparkle on the lawn; a dusting on the oaks and hickories and poplars.   You responded by sending enough snow to bend pine trees to the ground like evergreen trebuchets ready to snap.  You built deadly icicles, long as lances, under the eaves of our house, and buried my neighborhood under a blanket of snow 3-feet thick.   I asked for a winter wonderland; you delivered a historic blizzard! 

What kind of a sick, twisted old man are you, anyway? 

I couldn’t wait to get outside and snap pictures of my children, snow-crusted and chapped, glowing from all the winter fun they were having.  But, after several days of record-setting winter weather and school cancellations, my kids have more experience with snow than Canadian ski pros.   Their enthusiasm has melted like all the tracked-in snow on my floors; their eyes have grown listless and dull.  I’m not altogether sure they remember the alphabet anymore, simple arithmetic, or the names of their teachers.

And me?  After almost 2 solid weeks of forced togetherness with my family, I have developed a nervous tick and a wild, half-crazed look in my eye.  I would run screaming for the hills, if there wasn’t the danger of tripping along the way over all my exhausted neighbors sprawled across their half-cleared driveways, hands frozen round their snow shovels. 

You really are a heartless, old codger, Winter.  Enough is enough.

You win!  I realize now it was a mistake wanting you to come so bad.  I am like the kid who thinks it would be heaven to eat candy for every meal, but discovers from experience that it’s a good idea to throw a little broccoli on the plate, too.  Like that kid, I have a very bad bellyache, Winter.  You are everything I hoped for, and much — too much, actually — more.   Can’t you send in Spring and make way for the cherry blossoms?   I am Spring’s biggest fan now. 

Sincerely,

M. Terlizzi

Melissa Terlizzi’s winter journal is titled, “Be careful what you wish for.”

 
  
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